There have been a great many hero’s inhabiting the Inner Earth. Their legacy’s will out last time itself. Most of these legendary beings have no statues, no grandiose honors, no days to remember them. But, we remember them in our hearts, both of them, and we celebrate them in our memories, in our daily lives. It’s hard to compile a list that would do these outstanding citizens of the Inner Earth justice, but I can try. I believe that documentation is important for us outside Earthers as I fear we may no longer be able to make our yearly visitation to the inside world. However, that will have to be another conversation all together. Stick with me and I’ll make sure to share all the details when all of the travel restrictions are laid out solidly in this years IOITN (International Outside Inside Travel Negotations) document which will be posted to the public in the near future.
Nagarus Bathrowswawy
One of the most known Hero’s throughout the Inner Earth, Nagarus (G-Rus) was a distinguished military leader from Moshi. She was a very modest individual, never wanting accolades for the work that he had done. It’s been 10 years since anyone has seen her and people are worried that they may never se her again. From what I understand she is still alive living a low key life in the countryside of Moshi, enjoying the mountains and the green sand shores. She distinguished herself as the only person to fight in more than 10 wars, let alone win every single one of her 15 career wars, 185-12 in battles. Some say she uses Barcardaria dust to boost her troops morale and physical prowess, others say she looks everyone of her troops in the eye and makes them visualize the most beautiful spots of Moshi and then immediately shakes a tambourine just when they’ve found that happy place. The tambourine is one of the most useful instruments on the Inner Earth. For some reason the Brrchucrcrclcx species have a fight of flight response that happens with certain audible cues, the tambourine is one of them, although it’s risky because sometimes the result is flight and not fight, making it dangerous to put them in this situation consistently. I tend to believe the Barcardaria dust theory though because I know first hand the power that that creates and it’s ridiculously strong. However, finding this resource in the inner earth is unreasonably hard. It’s actually much easier to find on the outer earth if you know where your looking. Legend has it that G-Rus was a frequent flyer to the outer earth, making numerous trips and even procreating with some of the inhabitants. Could Lebron James be caught up in the scandal? This might explain the freakish athletic ability and confirm the scuttle butt that he is in fact part inner earther?
Titatimus Prime
This fella here is one of the greatest actors to ever live in the inner earth. He starred in 24 of the top 40 movies created at Shalacma studios. Shalacma studios is obviously th best studio on the inner earth, the other studios that exist are firismetithic and gordanominixte studios and they both, to put it gently, suck. Inner Earthers have a saying for bad actors or studios and in their native tongue it’s pronounced, fittergalst thompoid wispenage ticanamo, which loosely translated to English means “it’s no bueno my amigo”. So anyways, Titatimus(Tita) was one of the GOATS, he did it all. Some say he want a true inner earther, some say that he’s actually a lab baby created with the DNA from Leonardo DiCaprio, Hugh Jackman and Will Ferrel. Although these myths are somewhat outlandish, evidence has been brought to small claims court several times to try to prove to the academy awards commission that Tita doesn’t deserve all his accolades over true inner Earthers. I sense a little bit of discrimination amongst the people of the inner earth, but it’s mostly in the most western nations, as soon as you go east, you’re good to go. I try to be careful myself on visits, usually wearing a Brrchucrcrclcx(Brrch’s) suit that I homemade when I travel to Easter regions. For the most part, inner earther are delightful to be around, always offering some fresh Gumpye, oh man and it’s so good. You'll have to read the article on food of the inner earth to find out more about that. Some of the most famous titles that Tita starred in are “Frosted skies of the deep”, “Finders Loser Weepers” and “Running around Gatubby Lane”. Some say that these specific movies have shaped a new culture wave amongst all inner Earthers. There is one region that has never watched a movie before though and the inhabitants don't have any sort of new age technology, there amongst the most primitive. This region of course being, you guessed it, Arcitic Central. I bet if they saw Titas movies though there lives would be changed forever but perhaps not for the good of the people.
Wiskango Wiioerey
Wiskango is arguably the worlds best Wolverine Slayer. Wiskango(wyspy) has skated 433 Wolverines in his lifetime, feeding over 7 million families and providing over 3 million Wolverine fur accessories to the poor. He also does these hunts solo, never gaining the help of another individual and that’s how he likes it. He’s a very alone individual, doesn’t like the publicity but he does live to help inner earth inhabitants and has a hatred of giant wolverines. It all started when he was a little lad riding his bike through the town of Dirkararatama on his way to the local convenient store to get some Torytitadloxic stew. Once he got there and opened his pouch to grab his auto changing bowl to fill with this stew it suddenly got slapped out of his hand. He looked up and saw a giant Wolverine on top of the building with its paw out slapping things like a cat trying to sway a ball. The wolverine wasn’t trying to hurt anyone it was just playing. It was a baby Wolverine and Wyspy should be glad at that otherwise we wouldn’t be writing this story about him in the first place. But oh man did this make Wyspy mad because that was his very special and very own self changing bowl. All the other bowls he had in his pouch were uniform bowls that were very primitive and could only hold a small amount of stew and no kid or a soaking to superheat the stew when needed. So Wyspy dropped his bike and sprinted back to his house where he grabbed a Plasma 3257 Anchor Torpedo Magnetic Launching devise from his dads safe. He ran back to town whilst getting strange looks from others around him and he went to the convenient store where he saw the baby Wolverine still just slapping people around and playing with all the people whilst sitting on top of the building. He aimed it right at the wolverine and launched it. The wolverine with cat like reflexes saw it coming and did a 360 double back flip to avoid the shot. Wyspy fires 87 more rounds to which two landed it’s mark on the poor Wolverine, which left a minor wound on its left hindquarter. The wolverine turned and swatted Wspys launcher out of his hand, destroyed the launcher and then swatted Wyspy 3 towns over, launching him about 47 miles in the air. Luckily Wyspy being a Brrch’s could fly but only when is velocity was slow enough to open his wings which wasn’t until just before impact to the ground, saving him from almost certain death. He did however rip one of his wings making his life moving forward very challenging. From then on Wyspy made it his life goal to exterminate all Wolverines from existence and the baby Wolverine would grow big and strong made its mission to find and destroy Wyspy. Throughout the twos history they encountered each other numerous times but never ending up getting the better of one another. Wyspys legacy will always be in the inner Earthers hearts, both of them. He was a true giver to those in need. When Wyspy passed away he donated all of his launching devices to the Amigarca military to try and deter a civil war outbreak between them and Lergimise. However, that actually initiated the civil war because Lergimise inhabitants thought that Wyspy was always in there side. Lergimise put out an offensive the very next day after his passing. Even so though, Wyspy will be remembered. Thanks Wyspy.
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