Species of the Inner Earth, Part 2

Although Brrchucrcrclcx is the most abundant species living on the inner earth, the advanced, civilized humans are by far the smartest creatures of the Inner Earth, and are at the top of the food chain. The Inner Earth humans are similar to us, but are at least 200 years more advanced than we are. I estimate that their features are similar to ours, but their skin is resistant to a far larger spectrum of light than ours. The advanced humans have new energy sources that power their advanced flying machines. Pieces of magma from the mantle are used to power some of the major cities on the Inner Earth. The advanced humans wear fly radars in order to always know when a swarm is coming. When the radar goes off, a mask pulls over the head of each human in the vicinity of the swarm to protect the humans from the toxic fly spit. The biggest problem Inner Earth humans are faced with is the giant wolverines, which cause most human casualties. The anatomy of an advanced human is as follows:
-Two hearts which help them to be more efficient and stronger
-Slightly larger lungs that have the capacity for holding more air
-Large feet, about size 15 in U.S. shoe measurement
Needless to say these advanced humans would all be stars at any sport if they were to play on this earth. There is speculation that Usain Bolt, Calvin Johnson, Chuck Norris, Shaquille O'neal, and Abby Wambach are from the Inner Earth. I am sorry that our information is vague, but we are just now learning the Inner Earth language, which is very complicated. Basics of the Universal Inner Earth Language will be posted at a later date.

Species of the Inner Earth, Part 1

Life forms living on the Inner Earth are far different than life forms living on the Outer Earth. Due to slightly varying wavelengths of light given off by Archolight and Sergolight, plants do not use chlorophyll to obtain energy; they use a currently unidentified chemical known as pastrocune. The pastrocune in the leaves of plants gives the leaves a reddish purple coloring. Also, most plants are partially carnivorous due to the large number of flies that come in swarms overnight. These flies are quite special, however. Each fly can spit lethal poison up to a length of 12-22 feet, depending on the size of the fly. The flies intentionally spit the poison into the mouths of predators. If ingested, this poison could kill an Outer Earth human being in a matter of seconds.

The dominant species of the Inner Earth is a humanoid life form known as Brrchucrcrclcx, or in Inner Earth language, "Large Bison-tongued Bird Man." Inner Earth language is universal among mammalian species, and consists of rapid mid-frequency noises such as those given off by an old dial-up modem. Brrchucrcrclcx is similar in size, anatomy, and genetic structure to a human being, but contains feathers and large wings on its back in order to quickly fly away to safety during overnight fly swarms. Its stomach can digest anything but fly poison, and it breeds through a complex form of mitosis. It builds houses atop tall trees to avoid being eaten by rampant wolverine packs that roam the surface of the Inner Earth. Wolverines are an invasive species on the Inner Earth; they grow to be twenty feet tall, and are so widespread that any attempt to hunt or mass-murder them has resulted in the death of all parties involved. Luckily, trees grow quite quickly on the Inner Earth due to the effectiveness of pastrocune as an energy-harvesting chemical. Because of this, trees grow to several hundred feet in height in a matter of months, and Inner Earth species can easily find shelter from the wolverines. Thus, the wolverines are often forced to eat their young.

Here is an artist's representation of an Inner Earth wolverine attacking a Brrchucrcrclcx

Inner Suns and Time

There are two small suns inside the Earth that function just as our sun would. Because there are two inner suns, there is sun shining on two of four sides of the Inner Earth at all times; the other two are exposed to darkness. The temperature varies directly to how much energy the suns are taking in. The two suns appear to rotate around the Inner Earth. In actuality, the suns are staying in the same spot, like our sun would, and the Earth is rotating so different spots of the Inner Earth are exposed to light throughout the day. The two suns are called Archolight and Sergolight. Time is based on the apparent rotation of Sergolight. Sergolight normally has more energy then Archolight and is slightly larger.

Archolight is on the oppisite side of the inner earth at all times except on leap light years which is when archolight shifts closer to sergolight. Time is the same as the outer earth because there both based on the whole earths rotation.