The Great War of Teguraus

In ancient days, pre-dating the existence of any human life. There was a Great War between aridocals and wolf bears. The battle was fought over a long and drooling 7 year period. I’d explain more, but it’s bringing back to many emotional memories and my dear friend lateriumous, an inner earther, told me to tell no one about the war. Best I keep my mouth shut past this point.

People on the surface that are Inner Earth Natives

Unknown to most Humans, there are quite a few inner earth natives living among us. Most of them are genetically superior in one way or another, whether that is more strength, brainpower, or creativity. Here are a few of the more famous ones.

Dwight Howard, Dennis Rodman, Manute Bol, Michael Jordan, Lebron James, Adrian Peterson, Usain Bolt, Babe Ruth, Miguel Cabrera, Aziz Shavershian, Tiger Woods, and Phil Pfister are all from the Island of Mayether. Inner Earth natives from Mayether tend to be bigger, stronger, and more athletic than the average human. 

Steven Hawking, Albert Einstein, Nikola Tesla, Thich Nhat Hanh, Abraham Lincoln, Ron Paul, Socrates, Aristotle, and Isaac Newton are all from the continent of Amigarca.  Natives from Amigarca tend to be smarter and more wise than the average human.

Charles Manson, Adolf Hitler, and Charlie Sheen are all from the continent of Eurofue. Natives from Eurofue tend to be thought of as crazy by the general humans. They are only misunderstood because they are using their continents way of communication, and did not master the art of human dialect. Sometimes they grow very angry because nobody understands them.

There are many more natives of the Inner Earth living on the surface, the are just some of the more famous ones. If you ever notice somebody that seems to have any of these three features, always remember, they could be a native of the Inner Earth.

Inner Earth Materials and Technology, Part 1

While the laws of physics are the same in the Inner Earth as they are on the surface, the advanced technology of Inner Earth creatures has made them able to create advanced chemical compounds that we could not even fathom. As mentioned previously in our article about Inner Earth currency, Inner Earth creatures utilize a special, highly advanced currency system based on special internationally-linked microchips powered by Sebitium that privately synchronize to a currency server run by an intelligent computerized Sebitium-based life form. Sebitium is more efficient than complete nuclear fusion, and it is produced through advanced energy to matter converters.

Clothing is made of complex polymers that maintain perfect body temperature for all Inner Earth humanoids. In recent years, premium clothing has often been infused with trace metals that respond to electromagnets installed in the ground in every major Inner Earth city, especially those of Tarnera, to aid in the movement of the elderly and injured. Also, this electromagnetic clothing allows some more athletic citizens to jump from building to building, running at speeds up to 60 mph and sometimes gliding with wingsuits.

Inner Earth skyscrapers are often integrated with a natural landscape, and thus they are covered in organic material. However, they are reinforced with strong carbon-fiber and steel beams held in place by relatively strong force fields. Additionally, as part of a recent project run by the space-constrained island of Remay aimed at building underground cities at the center of the Inner Earth, a double-skyscraper was constructed in the cities of Remino, Remay and Vidacht, Ferrinhowe, with a gravitational beam running through the center of the Inner Earth to hold up each structure. Both structures easily became the tallest buildings in the Inner Earth, with heights of 1800m and 1740m, respectively.

In general, Inner Earth humanoids have developed their cities in conjunction with the natural environment, designed to maintain the best health conditions for their citizens. Air and water purification is done through the use of matter-to-energy conversion, allowing waste to directly contribute to the electrical grid. In order to compensate for the resulting lack of available recycled nutrients for organic growth, Inner Earth humanoids have also developed enhanced particle fusion to create any material necessary to perfectly balance their environment.

Currency on inner earth

On the inner earth currency is very different. sure there's bartering and what we know as dollars in some ares but in most it is a high tech advanced system. Everyone has either a watch or some sort of jewelery or clothing that stores currency information specific to that person. The nice thing with this is no one else knows how much money you have. The currency is not traceable no matter what. The so called rulers or temporary governments have tried to track the personal information of each individuals currency but has failed every time. The energy used to power the currency is a substance known as Sebitium, an element that is only found in the inner earth. It contains perpetual energy that never runs dry, so it can power the currency forever. (More about Sebitium in materials of the inner earth) This type of currency has been initiated on some animals on government sites. For some reason the DNA coding can not be figured out between the watch and animal as it would for a human, with one exception being a narcamole (terrablilionecu). Scientists have used the watches successfully on them just as it would with a human. The only problem with this is narcamoles can not do anything useful, the only jobs it has been seen performing for money are being used as comfort animals for chickens.

Narcamole

Handheld currency is called labers, which means "Distracting Forest" in the native tongue of the great leader Topachupie. One laber is equal to four U.S. dollars. The richest Brrchucrcrclcx is a young adult male living in Hotea. His name is Armogoris, scientists say, and he currently owns every car ever built in the inner earth, which is about 4600. He keeps them in a very large garage/museum through a secret passage through his dresser. He also owns high grade military substances like Dark Matter and Nuclear material. He owns five of the inner earth's largest reverse-gravity chambers. He owns 52 large businesses, and the rights to 354 of the industrial resources, gaining him a whopping salary equal to 72 million dollars per day. Don't think he's just a rich snob though, most of his money goes toward running the whole country of Hotea, which has had it's economic ups and downs. 

Species of the Inner Earth, Part 2

Although Brrchucrcrclcx is the most abundant species living on the inner earth, the advanced, civilized humans are by far the smartest creatures of the Inner Earth, and are at the top of the food chain. The Inner Earth humans are similar to us, but are at least 200 years more advanced than we are. I estimate that their features are similar to ours, but their skin is resistant to a far larger spectrum of light than ours. The advanced humans have new energy sources that power their advanced flying machines. Pieces of magma from the mantle are used to power some of the major cities on the Inner Earth. The advanced humans wear fly radars in order to always know when a swarm is coming. When the radar goes off, a mask pulls over the head of each human in the vicinity of the swarm to protect the humans from the toxic fly spit. The biggest problem Inner Earth humans are faced with is the giant wolverines, which cause most human casualties. The anatomy of an advanced human is as follows:
-Two hearts which help them to be more efficient and stronger
-Slightly larger lungs that have the capacity for holding more air
-Large feet, about size 15 in U.S. shoe measurement
Needless to say these advanced humans would all be stars at any sport if they were to play on this earth. There is speculation that Usain Bolt, Calvin Johnson, Chuck Norris, Shaquille O'neal, and Abby Wambach are from the Inner Earth. I am sorry that our information is vague, but we are just now learning the Inner Earth language, which is very complicated. Basics of the Universal Inner Earth Language will be posted at a later date.

Species of the Inner Earth, Part 1

Life forms living on the Inner Earth are far different than life forms living on the Outer Earth. Due to slightly varying wavelengths of light given off by Archolight and Sergolight, plants do not use chlorophyll to obtain energy; they use a currently unidentified chemical known as pastrocune. The pastrocune in the leaves of plants gives the leaves a reddish purple coloring. Also, most plants are partially carnivorous due to the large number of flies that come in swarms overnight. These flies are quite special, however. Each fly can spit lethal poison up to a length of 12-22 feet, depending on the size of the fly. The flies intentionally spit the poison into the mouths of predators. If ingested, this poison could kill an Outer Earth human being in a matter of seconds.

The dominant species of the Inner Earth is a humanoid life form known as Brrchucrcrclcx, or in Inner Earth language, "Large Bison-tongued Bird Man." Inner Earth language is universal among mammalian species, and consists of rapid mid-frequency noises such as those given off by an old dial-up modem. Brrchucrcrclcx is similar in size, anatomy, and genetic structure to a human being, but contains feathers and large wings on its back in order to quickly fly away to safety during overnight fly swarms. Its stomach can digest anything but fly poison, and it breeds through a complex form of mitosis. It builds houses atop tall trees to avoid being eaten by rampant wolverine packs that roam the surface of the Inner Earth. Wolverines are an invasive species on the Inner Earth; they grow to be twenty feet tall, and are so widespread that any attempt to hunt or mass-murder them has resulted in the death of all parties involved. Luckily, trees grow quite quickly on the Inner Earth due to the effectiveness of pastrocune as an energy-harvesting chemical. Because of this, trees grow to several hundred feet in height in a matter of months, and Inner Earth species can easily find shelter from the wolverines. Thus, the wolverines are often forced to eat their young.

Here is an artist's representation of an Inner Earth wolverine attacking a Brrchucrcrclcx

Inner Suns and Time

There are two small suns inside the Earth that function just as our sun would. Because there are two inner suns, there is sun shining on two of four sides of the Inner Earth at all times; the other two are exposed to darkness. The temperature varies directly to how much energy the suns are taking in. The two suns appear to rotate around the Inner Earth. In actuality, the suns are staying in the same spot, like our sun would, and the Earth is rotating so different spots of the Inner Earth are exposed to light throughout the day. The two suns are called Archolight and Sergolight. Time is based on the apparent rotation of Sergolight. Sergolight normally has more energy then Archolight and is slightly larger.

Archolight is on the oppisite side of the inner earth at all times except on leap light years which is when archolight shifts closer to sergolight. Time is the same as the outer earth because there both based on the whole earths rotation.