Science is mainly based on theories, and theories are based on other theories. What our knowledge consists of is theories implemented by people who base their theories on other theories. Most scientific knowledge is far from the precise truth. For example, how can we know much about dark matter, and why do we think that there is such a thing? Why did we define what is theoretically nothing? Scientists cannot wrap their heads around something that is technically nothing, but in reality, there has to be a nonexistence at some point.


What have we actually sent through the supposed mantle? We have read seismic waves, but how do we know that there isn't just a gas inside the Earth that acts the same as the molten lava and rock we think is inside the Earth? Do we even know that there is anything inside the Earth? Maybe it's like space, where energy endlessly flows outward. What we think is a liquid could be a gas, which seismic waves may move through the same way as they would move through a solid or a liquid.


This is the real Inner Earth:

Inner Earths Greatest Heroines

 There have been a great many hero’s inhabiting the Inner Earth. Their legacy’s will out last time itself. Most of these legendary beings have no statues, no grandiose honors, no days to remember them. But, we remember them in our hearts, both of them, and we celebrate them in our memories, in our daily lives. It’s hard to compile a list that would do these outstanding citizens of the Inner Earth  justice, but I can try. I believe that documentation is important for us outside Earthers as I fear we may no longer be able to make our yearly visitation to the inside world. However, that will have to be another conversation all together. Stick with me and I’ll make sure to share all the details when all of the travel restrictions are laid out solidly in this years IOITN (International Outside Inside Travel Negotations) document which will be posted to the public in the near future. 

Nagarus Bathrowswawy

One of the most known Hero’s throughout the Inner Earth, Nagarus (G-Rus) was a distinguished military leader from Moshi. She was a very modest individual, never wanting accolades for the work that he had done. It’s been 10 years since anyone has seen her and people are worried that they may never se her again. From what I understand she is still alive living a low key life in the countryside of Moshi, enjoying the mountains and the green sand shores. She distinguished herself as the only person to fight in more than 10 wars, let alone win every single one of her 15 career wars, 185-12 in battles. Some say she uses Barcardaria dust to boost her troops morale and physical prowess, others say she looks everyone of her troops in the eye and makes them visualize the most beautiful spots of Moshi and then immediately shakes a tambourine just when they’ve found that happy place. The tambourine is one of the most useful instruments on the Inner Earth. For some reason the Brrchucrcrclcx species have a fight of flight response that happens with certain audible cues, the tambourine is one of them, although it’s risky because sometimes the result is flight and not fight, making it dangerous to put them in this situation consistently. I tend to believe the Barcardaria dust theory though because I know first hand the power that that creates and it’s ridiculously strong. However, finding this resource in the inner earth is unreasonably hard. It’s actually much easier to find on the outer earth if you know where your looking. Legend has it that G-Rus was a frequent flyer to the outer earth, making numerous trips and even procreating with some of the inhabitants. Could Lebron James be caught up in the scandal? This might explain the freakish athletic ability and confirm the scuttle butt that he is in fact part inner earther?

Titatimus Prime

This fella here is one of the greatest actors to ever live in the inner earth. He starred in 24 of the top 40 movies created at Shalacma studios. Shalacma studios is obviously th best studio on the inner earth, the other studios that exist are firismetithic and gordanominixte studios and they both, to put it gently, suck. Inner Earthers have a saying for bad actors or studios and in their native tongue it’s pronounced, fittergalst thompoid wispenage ticanamo, which loosely translated to English means “it’s no bueno my amigo”. So anyways, Titatimus(Tita) was one of the GOATS, he did it all. Some say he want a true inner earther, some say that he’s actually a lab baby created with the DNA from Leonardo DiCaprio, Hugh Jackman and Will Ferrel. Although these myths are somewhat outlandish, evidence has been brought to small claims court several times to try to prove to the academy awards commission that Tita doesn’t deserve all his accolades over true inner Earthers. I sense a little bit of discrimination amongst the people of the inner earth, but it’s mostly in the most western nations, as soon as you go east, you’re good to go. I try to be careful myself on visits, usually wearing a Brrchucrcrclcx(Brrch’s) suit that I homemade when I travel to Easter regions. For the most part, inner earther are delightful to be around, always offering some fresh Gumpye, oh man and it’s so good. You'll have to read the article on food of the inner earth to find out more about that. Some of the most famous titles that Tita starred in are “Frosted skies of the deep”, “Finders Loser Weepers” and “Running around Gatubby Lane”. Some say that these specific movies have shaped a new culture wave amongst all inner Earthers. There is one region that has never watched a movie before though and the inhabitants don't have any sort of new age technology, there amongst the most primitive. This region of course being, you guessed it, Arcitic Central. I bet if they saw Titas movies though there lives would be changed forever but perhaps not for the good of the people. 

Wiskango Wiioerey

Wiskango is arguably the worlds best Wolverine Slayer. Wiskango(wyspy) has skated 433 Wolverines in his lifetime, feeding over 7 million families and providing over 3 million Wolverine fur accessories to the poor. He also does these hunts solo, never gaining the help of another individual and that’s how he likes it. He’s a very alone individual, doesn’t like the publicity but he does live to help inner earth inhabitants and has a hatred of giant wolverines. It all started when he was a little lad riding his bike through the town of Dirkararatama on his way to the local convenient store to get some Torytitadloxic stew. Once he got there and opened his pouch to grab his auto changing bowl to fill with this stew it suddenly got slapped out of his hand. He looked up and saw a giant Wolverine on top of the building with its paw out slapping things like a cat trying to sway a ball. The wolverine wasn’t trying to hurt anyone it was just playing. It was a baby Wolverine and Wyspy should be glad at that otherwise we wouldn’t be writing this story about him in the first place. But oh man did this make Wyspy mad because that was his very special and very own self changing bowl. All the other bowls he had in his pouch were uniform bowls that were very primitive and could only hold a small amount of stew and no kid or a soaking to superheat the stew when needed. So Wyspy dropped his bike and sprinted back to his house where he grabbed a Plasma 3257 Anchor Torpedo Magnetic Launching devise from his dads safe. He ran back to town whilst getting strange looks from  others around him and he went to the convenient store where he saw the baby Wolverine still just slapping people around and playing with all the people whilst sitting on top of the building. He aimed it right at the wolverine and launched it. The wolverine with cat like reflexes saw it coming and did a 360 double back flip to avoid the shot. Wyspy fires 87 more rounds to which two landed it’s mark on the poor Wolverine, which left a minor wound on its left hindquarter. The wolverine turned and swatted Wspys launcher out of his hand, destroyed the launcher and then swatted Wyspy 3 towns over, launching him about 47 miles in the air. Luckily Wyspy being a Brrch’s could fly but only when is velocity was slow enough to open his wings which wasn’t until just before impact to the ground, saving him from almost certain death. He did however rip one of his wings making his life moving forward very challenging. From then on Wyspy made it his life goal to exterminate all Wolverines from existence and the baby Wolverine would grow big and strong made its mission to find and destroy Wyspy. Throughout the twos history they encountered each other numerous times but never ending up getting the better of one another. Wyspys legacy will always be in the inner Earthers hearts, both of them. He was a true giver to those in need. When Wyspy passed away he donated all of his launching devices to the Amigarca military to try and deter a civil war outbreak between them and Lergimise. However, that actually initiated the civil war because Lergimise inhabitants thought that Wyspy was always in there side. Lergimise put out an offensive the very next day after his passing. Even so though, Wyspy will be remembered. Thanks Wyspy. 

The modern era

 The inner earth has had significant changes since my last post. As many of you know, it’s very difficult to keep up on my knowledge and travel expertise of the inner earth. It’s getting harder and harder to find the passages as they are ever changing ever since the “lock down”. In December 2019, the inner earth council(IEC)  Put out legislation that was later to be called the “lock down” law. This quite literally meant that every inhabitants of the inner earth was to stay inside the earth and to not come up for any non-essential travel. Many of the inner earthers were furious with this new law. What constitutes this kind of percussion anyways? Well the answer became very clear come April of 2020 when the outer world people went into full panic whilst the inner earth was business as usual. It’s unclear if the virus would effect inner earth inhabitants, but many researchers say that it would have 0 effect on inner earthers due to the increased in chlorine and zinc levels found on the inner earth. 

The Great War of Teguraus

In ancient days, pre-dating the existence of any human life. There was a Great War between aridocals and wolf bears. The battle was fought over a long and drooling 7 year period. I’d explain more, but it’s bringing back to many emotional memories and my dear friend lateriumous, an inner earther, told me to tell no one about the war. Best I keep my mouth shut past this point.

People on the surface that are Inner Earth Natives

Unknown to most Humans, there are quite a few inner earth natives living among us. Most of them are genetically superior in one way or another, whether that is more strength, brainpower, or creativity. Here are a few of the more famous ones.

Dwight Howard, Dennis Rodman, Manute Bol, Michael Jordan, Lebron James, Adrian Peterson, Usain Bolt, Babe Ruth, Miguel Cabrera, Aziz Shavershian, Tiger Woods, and Phil Pfister are all from the Island of Mayether. Inner Earth natives from Mayether tend to be bigger, stronger, and more athletic than the average human. 

Steven Hawking, Albert Einstein, Nikola Tesla, Thich Nhat Hanh, Abraham Lincoln, Ron Paul, Socrates, Aristotle, and Isaac Newton are all from the continent of Amigarca.  Natives from Amigarca tend to be smarter and more wise than the average human.

Charles Manson, Adolf Hitler, and Charlie Sheen are all from the continent of Eurofue. Natives from Eurofue tend to be thought of as crazy by the general humans. They are only misunderstood because they are using their continents way of communication, and did not master the art of human dialect. Sometimes they grow very angry because nobody understands them.

There are many more natives of the Inner Earth living on the surface, the are just some of the more famous ones. If you ever notice somebody that seems to have any of these three features, always remember, they could be a native of the Inner Earth.

Inner Earth Materials and Technology, Part 1

While the laws of physics are the same in the Inner Earth as they are on the surface, the advanced technology of Inner Earth creatures has made them able to create advanced chemical compounds that we could not even fathom. As mentioned previously in our article about Inner Earth currency, Inner Earth creatures utilize a special, highly advanced currency system based on special internationally-linked microchips powered by Sebitium that privately synchronize to a currency server run by an intelligent computerized Sebitium-based life form. Sebitium is more efficient than complete nuclear fusion, and it is produced through advanced energy to matter converters.

Clothing is made of complex polymers that maintain perfect body temperature for all Inner Earth humanoids. In recent years, premium clothing has often been infused with trace metals that respond to electromagnets installed in the ground in every major Inner Earth city, especially those of Tarnera, to aid in the movement of the elderly and injured. Also, this electromagnetic clothing allows some more athletic citizens to jump from building to building, running at speeds up to 60 mph and sometimes gliding with wingsuits.

Inner Earth skyscrapers are often integrated with a natural landscape, and thus they are covered in organic material. However, they are reinforced with strong carbon-fiber and steel beams held in place by relatively strong force fields. Additionally, as part of a recent project run by the space-constrained island of Remay aimed at building underground cities at the center of the Inner Earth, a double-skyscraper was constructed in the cities of Remino, Remay and Vidacht, Ferrinhowe, with a gravitational beam running through the center of the Inner Earth to hold up each structure. Both structures easily became the tallest buildings in the Inner Earth, with heights of 1800m and 1740m, respectively.

In general, Inner Earth humanoids have developed their cities in conjunction with the natural environment, designed to maintain the best health conditions for their citizens. Air and water purification is done through the use of matter-to-energy conversion, allowing waste to directly contribute to the electrical grid. In order to compensate for the resulting lack of available recycled nutrients for organic growth, Inner Earth humanoids have also developed enhanced particle fusion to create any material necessary to perfectly balance their environment.

Currency on inner earth

On the inner earth currency is very different. sure there's bartering and what we know as dollars in some ares but in most it is a high tech advanced system. Everyone has either a watch or some sort of jewelery or clothing that stores currency information specific to that person. The nice thing with this is no one else knows how much money you have. The currency is not traceable no matter what. The so called rulers or temporary governments have tried to track the personal information of each individuals currency but has failed every time. The energy used to power the currency is a substance known as Sebitium, an element that is only found in the inner earth. It contains perpetual energy that never runs dry, so it can power the currency forever. (More about Sebitium in materials of the inner earth) This type of currency has been initiated on some animals on government sites. For some reason the DNA coding can not be figured out between the watch and animal as it would for a human, with one exception being a narcamole (terrablilionecu). Scientists have used the watches successfully on them just as it would with a human. The only problem with this is narcamoles can not do anything useful, the only jobs it has been seen performing for money are being used as comfort animals for chickens.

Narcamole

Handheld currency is called labers, which means "Distracting Forest" in the native tongue of the great leader Topachupie. One laber is equal to four U.S. dollars. The richest Brrchucrcrclcx is a young adult male living in Hotea. His name is Armogoris, scientists say, and he currently owns every car ever built in the inner earth, which is about 4600. He keeps them in a very large garage/museum through a secret passage through his dresser. He also owns high grade military substances like Dark Matter and Nuclear material. He owns five of the inner earth's largest reverse-gravity chambers. He owns 52 large businesses, and the rights to 354 of the industrial resources, gaining him a whopping salary equal to 72 million dollars per day. Don't think he's just a rich snob though, most of his money goes toward running the whole country of Hotea, which has had it's economic ups and downs.